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my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
(via ashestoashesjc)
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I jus threw up in my mouth
This worries me…if they shut down all the porn blogs, I can pretty much guarantee I won’t be opening a “normal” blog…
FAMILY FUCK YOU
what about teh geyz
(Source: elisaskin, via creakybones)
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(Source: thegamercat, via tkseoul)
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no mom, i don’t see how it’s “childish” for a 43 year old man to have a hysterical crying episode in the middle of a walmart because you wouldn’t buy me that hot wheels car that i wanted. fuck you.
(via huggbutts)
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there are reasons you don’t do the harlem shake
This is the only good harlem shake video on the internet
IM WAITING FOR MY MOM TO GET OUT OF MY BATHROOM AND I JUST ALMOST SHIT ON MYSELF OH MY FUCKING GOD
hahahaha stomp it out bro
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Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I’m much more stressed than I was earlier :/
(via hardcorefisting)
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(via 221b-tardis-st)
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